Found on Craigslist, WTF Edition

"for Michigan" (formichigan) 09/17/2016 at 11:48 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist, Chevrolet Corvette, WTF

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Trolling Craigslist for interesting stuff. Saw an ad for what appeared to be an average-looking C4 with some sharp new wheels on it. I was not prepared for what follows.

SCOOB!? What are you doing here and who is your friend?

Wait, is that a Browning faux-ammo shift knob and aftermarket faux-wood grain dash?

Oh dear, it’s everywhere! WHY!?

Wait, what is he wearing?

Bonus: The wrong kind of Walmart floor mats.

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S65 > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 11:53

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It’s not that bad.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 11:53

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He appears to be wearing a feather comforter. This is nowhere near as bad as the one I found that was “repainted” with silver tape: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/kill-it-kill-i…

Honeybunchesofgoats > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 11:54

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This photo is my favorite.

At first I thought this had to be an automatic. How could you even shift with that knob?

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2016 at 11:57

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It’s mostly the horror show-type atmosphere of the two interior photos that got me.

Seat Safety Switch > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 12:01

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It’s perfect, buy it

for Michigan > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/17/2016 at 12:03

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T-handles are apparently not uncommon on manuals. Especially in old muscle cars. That knob was probably originally intended for a Chevelle or something.

Personally, I don’t understand why all cars don’t come with pool ball shifters. They’re the best.

Honeybunchesofgoats > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 12:05

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1992 red corvette C4,manual, V8, works very well but little problem with brake, trunk can hold two bodies if arranged correctly with included Sawzall, 4 whole new ties new wheels. 2 seats covers both have damage because human leather is old. new radio&speaker to drown out screams. Price is available to talk..more details please email me or text me.You are welcome to check it out after 11 PM, must come alone

Honeybunchesofgoats > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 12:08

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I feel like I’d miss practically every gear if I had to use that thing.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 12:08

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“This is my toy car, this is my real car.”

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 12:14

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I like how there is a CEL visible in 4 different pictures.

shop-teacher > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 13:59

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Price is total CP too.

Schaefft > for Michigan 09/17/2016 at 17:10

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I’m not lying, I want one of those crap pillows.

for Michigan > shop-teacher 09/18/2016 at 00:01

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It’s about $2-6K below what most 92-96 C4's go for, but I agree that it might still be a little high considering the obvious issues with the car.

shop-teacher > for Michigan 09/18/2016 at 00:10

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Really? Around here $8k is top of the range for an LT-1 C4. I found a nice one last year for $5k, with a manual. I kinda regret not buying it.

for Michigan > shop-teacher 09/18/2016 at 00:14

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I’ve not seen any in decent shape for less than $8K ever.

shop-teacher > for Michigan 09/18/2016 at 08:04

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Wow. That’s weird how different prices can be regionally.

for Michigan > shop-teacher 09/18/2016 at 18:10

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It is.